Ring ring
Two Hundred Thousand Dirty
Can I get my Tumblr peeps to give this movie a little love?

This is the first feature I ever worked on, and it was with one of my best friends directing. His story, vision and passion made the entire experience wholly unique and amazing. I will never forget the times we had on set.
It’s called Two Hundred Thousand Dirty, starring Mark Greenfield and Coolio. Check out the trailer, hit up the Facebook, and listen to the soundtrack.
Anyone who is involved with distribution or festivals that likes the look of the film, please send me a PM.
Newcastle.
Work.
Anonymous asked: You are merely a vessel, much like the thing from Aliens that latches on to your face and impregnates its victim with its spawn, destined to wreak havoc upon birth.
I need someone to photoshop a head crab with a beard, a la Half Life.
Anonymous asked: ...I have an idea... It's bold, but it just might be bold enough to work. Put a... human being in your beard! *woman screams in terror* *lightning and thunder strike*
Am I not considered the human being in the beard already?
All I am is just a carrier for the beard? I vessel upon which it travels?
I don’t know
What do I do? What else is there to stick in the beard?
I don’t like letting down all 139 of you. I truly enjoy entertaining others.
What is the next move here?
Sorry peeps
I’ve been busy this last week with work. The beard is here and misses you all.